Best Jazz Album to make love to? I can tell you later...
I wanted to just pick one album and think about how it made
me feel in the ways it brought me to
orgasmic relief. I must say this is a
personal feeling and some people may be turned off to read my descriptions…
I don’t mean to make you jealous, but I have been lucky to encounter women who let me leave the music on… I don’t think these women realized the music brought a nice horniness to my lovemaking.
I don’t think these “lucky” women realized this music turned me on enough to the moment even though it was a one night stand, or just a “booty call”. These girls were sometimes fat, and missing a tooth or two… but hey, college is not always so easy to get laid.. and freshman year 80% of the boys are walking around with hardons… sex and getting it was not so easy as it is today.. this is pre-internet if you dig what I’m saying…
These were girls who had hair and lips and eyes, so they were considered “female”in our book..and sometimes not very good looking… but at the end of a beer soaked night, and only one girl left in the room in a college dorm.. the saying we guys had was “the party ain’t over until somebody leaves with the last fat girl”.
Is it my fault that sometimes we college guys would tell wonderful lies to get into a girls pants, just so we could put on Jethro Tull, David Bowie or whatever us “young-lads” would be into at the moment?
I wonder if it was just me or was everyone else on the dorm room floor doing the same thing.. some of them had to play Peter Frampton or XTC just to get an erection or as we liked to say our “ya-yas” after The Who album.. “GET YOUR YA-YA’S OUT”… some of the goth chicks wanted Siosuxee and the Banshees on as you went down on them… their pubic bush dyed black as your tongue circled their nether regions..
I remember a goth chick having me take off miles davis Sketches of spain (a truly romantic album) to put on Echo and the Bunnymen as she writhed on my sweat soaked mattress.. so instead I put on the cure and watched as she played with herself.. she wouldn’t let me kiss her since she said my breath stank after all the bong hits we did but she let me watch her play with herself in the blue glow of my Sony Trinitron as the video ended. The blue glow….
I remember going to a party and in the wee hours barging into a bedroom and seeing 2 goth chicks making out on the bed…it always seemed that the goth chicks had all the sexual fun.. so the next week I shaved my head and sported a Mohawk like Robert De Niro in Taxi Driver.. the next day I had 2 dates lined up and I started buying the 12 pack condom box.. before that I was lucky if I got through the year with the condom 3 pack!
I ditched all my jazz albums that week and started buying Human League, Adam and the Ants, and Simple Minds albums. It was the start of the “new wave sexual revolution”.. Jazz just didn’t fit in at that time…
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